Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I got her a Nickelback box set.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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