i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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