What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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