we're blogging at a bar
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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