They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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