He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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