i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
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