smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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