This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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