No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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