Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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