i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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