Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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