He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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