you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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