dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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