I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
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