the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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