just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
