She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Of course I have a pirate flag
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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