My brain says no but my pants say off.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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