Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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