Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
He is an equal opportunity slut.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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