Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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