Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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