my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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