Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
we're so committed to being not committed
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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