3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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