I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
