I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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