drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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