Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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