new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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