What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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