he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
we should paint friendship bongs
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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