I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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