i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
