: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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