He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
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