I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
vagina is talking i cant
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Randomize
