Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
high people should be assigned attendants
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
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