I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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