Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
time to smoke my breakfast
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Is it penis luge time yet?
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Randomize
