I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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