What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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