why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Randomize
