Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Randomize