new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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