We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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