On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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