When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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