the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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