So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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