Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
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